J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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J-town

A shortened name for a small town in North Jersey. It's actually the town named Jefferson Township in Morris County.
Yo. J-town whaaat?!
by BerryPop September 12, 2020
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J-Town

"Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)
All the kids are down with the J-Town.

Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.
by jtown77 November 13, 2023
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J-Wall

The Moronic Wall That American President Donald J Trump wants to build and make Mexico pay for it.
A J-Wall is pointless and a waste if money!
by the2ndflood January 26, 2017
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.
Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory
by grrrlhood June 03, 2024
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Jurnie J❤️

The sweetest person you could ever meet. She loves you so much but won’t let you walk all over her. She will hold you while you cry even if she is the one that wants to be held. You have to get to know her to realize why she’s the way that she is but once you get to know her you won’t ever not wanna know her. I love my Jurnie so much!
Jurnie J❤️ is the best friend i could ask for!
by kenzien September 25, 2023
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