by wes :r90 September 20, 2022
Get the COOCHIE DRIPPA WHIPPA mug.Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.
Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?
Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.
Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.
by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024
Get the jacques ze whipper mug.A group of whippets lying together, typically asleep, with their long limbs intertwined in such a way that it is difficult to tell which leg belongs to which dog.
by beriatan August 21, 2025
Get the Tangle of whippets mug.Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the Banana split with cherries and whipped cream mug.After a long week at his new job Mr. Whipples wanted to relax, but when Kellie said I need u to drive six hours, buy snacks and fill my tank back up. Mr. Whipples complied immediately.
by The Duke of Price Hill May 17, 2019
Get the mr. whipples mug.If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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