Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.
Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.
by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019
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National Dyslexics Suck Day

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”
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lil wayne sucks dick

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lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.
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Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
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On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day

“Oh shit there he is

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
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a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
by anti March 06, 2005
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