Atlanta Snow

"Atlanta Snow" is a term for events which have been made to seem certain but actually have a low chance of happening.

Person One: That concert was a bad case of "Atlanta snow"
Person Two: I knew I shouldn't of bought those tickets

by iguessitdidntsnowinatlanta January 26, 2026

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

by JR Schooky March 2, 2026

Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

by user2234565 March 10, 2026

Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Haitian Snow Angel

A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.

guy 1: my girl was feelin like it so i gave her a haitian snow angel.

by hexxydome April 16, 2025

Tennessee Snow Blower

When a girl you take home from Broadway (in Nashville) does a rail of cocaine off an erect dick and then follows it up with a blow job

I offered her some of that good powder and she gave me a Tennessee Snow Blower, as a thank you.

by Dirtypianoman April 25, 2025