Straight

We all know you lying

Guy 1: bro I swear I’m straight, all we did was sword fight!!
Guy 2: okay buddy

by FogBound23 September 14, 2021

Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.

Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!

by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021

Straight Jippy

A play off the phrase “straight drippy”, when an individual is dressed in a wide variety of denim-based material (i.e. Jean jacket, jorts, etc.) and is considered to be wearing the attire well - one can think of it as shortened “Jean drippy”

Friend 1: “You see that guy over there with the jeans, denim jacket and hat?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”

by Doctor Deeply October 24, 2022

straight nandermo

it's just nandermo

straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."

by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022

straight boogie

and adjective to describe something totally awesome

dude, that trick was straight boogie

by trueman May 13, 2007

Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.

Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares

by Lexfunni October 16, 2023

straight homo

derogatory term against bi people, usually men

Homophobe: That straight homo said he liked women.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021