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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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Gucci Punch

Something that silly the kid does to girls that piss him off.
Looks like a superman punch. Initially invented by Gucci Mane when a girl pissed him off at a concert.
Buddy: Hey Silly howd it go with Lisa last night?
Silly: Yo that girl pissed my off so i Gucci Punched her ass.
Buddy: Atta Girl
by Atta Girl Buddy May 31, 2011
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Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.
The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.
by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025
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Cinnamon Toast Punch

The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.
"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom

"Do you mean-" -Danny

"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom

"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010
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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
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caribbean punch

Caribbean Punch is the P-Zero legend Captain Falcon's favorite mixed beverage. It is made from 1 part grapefruit juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part guava juice, 1 part cherry juice, and 2 parts Irish whiskey. Best served poured over ice.
Jerry saw Thomas slam down a Caribbean Punch and wanted do a bong with it.
by Kpt.Falkon May 1, 2014
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Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 13, 2015
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