post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.

Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“

by yaboiyonkers September 13, 2020

Postcaffeinating

The feeling of getting high after taking a cup of coffee

You look much better after taking a shot of coffee
Yes, I've been always postcaffeinating

by Ralos Tran September 24, 2020

Pootyhead

a person (perferably a family memeber) who is acting as party pooper to the situation.

Synonyms: a hater, a party pooper, poop-duty, fun-hater
Antonym: Herniyah Butler (created the word)

example: keilah is a pootyhead
Cycy is acting like a pooty head today

by thecoolestniggagirl September 30, 2020

Porty

Porta john. A term which is thought to be very recently coined. It sounds like a British slang. However it is Southern in this definition, supposedly originating in Richmond Virginia.

I can't stand using a porty. It smell horrendous. And in summer it's so hot that along with the smell may choke one to death in 30 seconds.

by Sir Carlton October 16, 2020

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020