ghost poop

Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......

1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged

by AUSMOSES February 28, 2009

poop sandwich

The act of defacating between two peices of rye bread, then topping it off with some fresh cum.

Guy 1: I'm so hungry

Guy 2: Want a poop sandwich?

by The Shit Chef February 26, 2011

poop land

1 - Fro's house
2 - Term used to descripe the horriblest, most vile place possible, that is covered in poop, and not just dog poop, but human poop too

"What did you do last night?"
"Went to poopland and got drunk again."

by boshi June 11, 2006

poop hole

a place one dislikes but is willing to settle for.

I'd rather be in a poop hole than this crappy hotel.

by garbage eater March 25, 2009

poop dick

Also appearing at times as "poopdick", this word is descriptive of a human being who is so irritating that their mere presence is the equivalant of angry anal raping.

If that poopdick tries to high-five me one more time, I'm going to stick my ink pen in his throat.

by Lonnie Bills January 10, 2004

Poop Helmet

pooping directly on your hair

someone with a poop helmet, example tub girl

by Eric From Ohio May 16, 2010

Poop chair

An extremely large or excessive amount of fecal matter left in one sitting. Usually resulting in massive amounts of plunging.

Joe Bob:" Hot damn! That was one hell of a poop chair! Those turds were piled up to my butt cheeks by the time i was finnished."

by Jedder July 13, 2009