Mary and Hamed

Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.

Look it's Mary and Hamed, they definitely just had amazing Sex!

by BigDickHamed July 22, 2024

Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022

Mari

The flyest, coolest, most handsome, prettiest boy you’ll ever meet. He stays with that with that sh*t on. He doesn’t play about his money! He also stays with a pretty girl beside him.

“mari is thee president of the bad bitches”.

by ilovemyselfdotcom November 20, 2023

kenzington marie williams

she is an amazing person everybody loves her. she is a tall girl and is very pretty

oh my goodness!! thats kenzington marie williams, im so excited to talk to her!!!

by brisi diarrhea March 30, 2022

Worship Mari Day

On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!

We should worship mari today!

Worship Mari Day is very good! :)

by Roulleterisk April 10, 2022

Gaan Marie

An ou who moves around like they got a finger stuck up their arse and talk

Check out that stekkie bru, she look like one gaan marie how she moving

by Giggachad December 29, 2022

Mary Elizabeth

The type of girl that will get you lost in Sesame Street World even when you’re not in the theme park.

Frank wondered where the potatoes he was, then realized it was Mary Elizabeth’s fault.

by notactuallyfrank May 28, 2022