Hairy monkey 

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

Hairy monkey by Del83 June 16, 2009

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

hairy ass by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

Hairy Potter 

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

Hairy Potter by KC<3 February 6, 2007

hairy box 

a woman's vagina

Look at that hairy box!

hairy box by Contractor Peon December 1, 2003

Ben Hardy 

The hottest man on earth. If you go anywhere near him you WILL burn to death! He’s also my husband so if you decide to meet him- do not try to Take my man cause u might or might not end up in the hospital.

example: ”I” was ShrekShook when I found out I was pregnant with Ben Hardy’s child.

Ben Hardy by 039.xc March 16, 2019

hairy onions 

A large hairy ball sack.

Can you imaging the size of Shaqs hairy onions.

hairy onions by MJA April 21, 2006

hairy zero cool 

this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.

that haircut is 'hairy zero cool'!

hairy zero cool by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006