toss cakes

Toss Cakes-Cakes with jiz in.

Used as insult.

"Stop trying to change my browser homepage to a bloody garry glitter page,Tosscakes,get some work done.!"

by Tony Blackburns record box September 29, 2003

smash dem cakes

a derogitory term for roughly making love to a female

kieghan "did u smash dem cakes"

chuck"yea i put a hurtin on that bitch"

by kieghan November 12, 2007

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

bake you a cake

-A sexual innuendo
-Have sex with you

Carrie said to Tim in a seductive voice "Come to my house later and i'll bake you a cake" then winked.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

SWISS CAKE ROLLS

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good

i love swiss cake rolls

by JOrdan darks May 10, 2007

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

icing the cake

When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.

Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory

When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"

by blessure grave February 25, 2010