Blow the can

When you mess up and reveal something that you weren't supposed to

"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"

"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."

by Canblower76 November 07, 2022

I can respect that

When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.

Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.

Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.

by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 02, 2022

Can-unting

The blood flow transferring from your phallus to your cranium

Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted

Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.

by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025

Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.

Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.

by bigtime22 May 03, 2013

Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024