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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass
by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019
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Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020
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bar top

A low-cut shirt, usually a v-neck, often with features such as one or more of the following: ruffles, sequins, lace, glitter, or other noticeable "flashy" elements. Often worn with jeans or, occasionally, a skirt, they are a figure-flattering yet relatively casual option for femmes or ladies looking to attract attention, be flirtacious, or express a mildly provocative style.

The slang appears to originate in Eastern Canada or the Maritimes.
"Are you going out with us tonight, Kate? You can borrow one of my bar tops."
by SciFiMagpie February 12, 2018
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stoopid top

Getting oral sex in or on a moving vehicle ,bike,car,van,bus,truck ,train,plane,helicopter, etc. Don't matter if your the driver or not, Man or woman.
Riding down i57 get stoopid top from a chick name Keisha
by mancaveafterhours July 15, 2015
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Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.
“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker
by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018
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nugget top

a bra
"I can see your nugget top strap."
by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
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