The saviours of our universe. Sluts are my least favourite kind of people. They're SO annoying and SO in denial. It's even worse when they're not in denial, though. It's not something you should be proud of.
Slut: I just had sex with a random stranger!
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.
by Vixter Frerard February 10, 2014
Get the Slut-shamermug. A person who works at a pizza shop and gives away free left over food to say... his local bar after work. A Pizza Slut is also accepting of free drinks for his/her services.
by Eric Dykstra April 1, 2008
Get the Pizza Slutmug. by manda bear :] October 19, 2008
Get the slut muffinmug. A scene kid who is fucking rad.
Term originally made when spanky from the crunkcore band "dot dot curve" would play his song "Crunkamofuckalicious" (album: till the wheels fall off, 2007) and yell out: "I'm the definition of CRUNK SLUT!!"
Term originally made when spanky from the crunkcore band "dot dot curve" would play his song "Crunkamofuckalicious" (album: till the wheels fall off, 2007) and yell out: "I'm the definition of CRUNK SLUT!!"
girl 1: Hey, did you see that scene kid *** today?
girl 2: ohhh yesss, he's such a fucking rad crunk slut. I wanna get in his pants and make him skeet skeet.
girl 2: ohhh yesss, he's such a fucking rad crunk slut. I wanna get in his pants and make him skeet skeet.
by Girl pants for guys October 26, 2010
Get the Crunk slutmug. by getarise December 11, 2016
Get the cum slutmug. Sometimes in life, one finds himself in a position where he really needs to "slappa slut."
After Bill's girlfriend cheated on him he really needed to "slappa slut."
After Bill's girlfriend cheated on him he really needed to "slappa slut."
by Mystery Crew May 26, 2006
Get the slappa slutmug. When in a casino, you watch other players lose money playing slots. When they have had enough, you move in and take over their slot. Usually close to the jackpot the first person leave in a huff not knowing you were peering at them from behind the roulette table. Collect your winnings slot slut!!
Grandma: "Fuck, this slot machine blows!"
Sneaky person: Yes! She's giving up!
Sneaky person sits down at slot and wins. Therefore becoming an official Slot Slut.
Sneaky person: Yes! She's giving up!
Sneaky person sits down at slot and wins. Therefore becoming an official Slot Slut.
by McMelody November 7, 2007
Get the Slot Slutmug.