Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011

National Dyslexics Suck Day

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics

“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022

Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?

Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021

lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017

Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.

Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.

by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019