straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.
D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.
by shay dogg April 10, 2008
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 07, 2020
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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
by Nostrovio January 31, 2024
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Straight nipple

When one of a persons nipple is always errect
Ronnie has a bad case of straight nipple.
by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019
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Straight Donk

You're being a straight donk right now.
by SuedeFungus May 06, 2025
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straight rugby

Having a good time! Drinking at a restaurant just to look cool is just playing football, Drinking at a party to get fucked up, Thats straight rugby!
Hey Tyler, are you ready to get straight rugby?

Bro you already know, its time to take the pads off and do the damn thing!
by wearyellow December 12, 2010
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