Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

by Broomy April 22, 2007

so bro of you

phrase used by males towards females, to describe that they have been a really good platonic friend

popularized by Steven from Laguna Beach (crica season 1)

"Hey Lauren, that was 'so bro of you' "

by justapaperbag July 27, 2006

You madden? bro

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.

Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro

by A147 September 6, 2011

Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.

Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"

by hdubb16 May 21, 2011

Lax Bro Swear

A swear made to be broken.

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot

by tim=him November 21, 2010

All Bro's Night

All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.

"Dude, what are you doing for All Bro's Night?"

by DeadHeadHules November 23, 2016

Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.

Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018