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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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OLD SHIT

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"
by Cadillac Sanchez August 16, 2018
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Old Ripper

Oh rebecca, yeah shes a right old ripper
by flat peen May 6, 2024
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Old Karen

An "Old Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female over 50 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, homophobic, and often racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. If this type of person has daughters they usually become "New Karens".
Old Karen didn't want a family from Africa moving into her gated community solely for racist reasons, so she devised a plan to have their application rejected.
by pfalls June 15, 2022
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old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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Gay 11 year old

That's me!!! A gay 11 year old male
Hes a gay 11 year old!!!!1!!!111!!
by Seytosse October 9, 2023
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Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.
by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023
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