by Rossum Oppossum December 13, 2017

by 1426money March 11, 2018

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022

An amount of money that at face value is significant and helpful, but doesn't come close to what is necessary for your needs and obligations.
I won $50,000 in the lottery! An awkard amount of money. It's like $32,000 after taxes. I have like $200,000 in student debt and my annual overhead is $100,000 and I owe $40,000 on my car. I can't really do anything with this money. It's a lot, but it doesn't really help in my day to day lifestyle and doesn't make much of a dent in my debts.
by Tubby Crockett November 15, 2021

Love Money is the love and kindness in your heart . It’s when your kindness and love builds up and saves up money . That way when u are broke u can use your love money . For example Walmart , Target , Gucci , takes love money . You pick up a item and you go to the front desk . U can use debit or credit or put it on the store then say your paying with your love money . Then leave that’s Love Money.
by prettymily December 28, 2023

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.
by Reninu March 15, 2025

A store which you opened which scams people by buying non essential items, making you "print money"; therefore calling it a bookstore of money.
What's up Jack! Listen, I just opened a bookstore of money at the mall, and DAMN I'm printing money.
by PistonsFan17 July 6, 2025
