Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.

Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.

Crimson Meat by dickwodicus December 28, 2011

memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

memphis meat pie by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013

Super Meat Boy 

A work of media used as a means of public torture and used in testing of insanity.

Guy 1: "My boss tortured me the other day."

Guy 2: "What did he do?"

Guy 1: "He made me play Super Meat Boy."

Guy 2: "God help you."

Super Meat Boy by NotMLGStudios June 16, 2016

Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

Shiniest meat bicycle by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018

she meat 

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

she meat by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

Hard Meat Sandwich 

3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.

Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.

Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.

Hard Meat Sandwich by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020

Birkin meat 

Fat juicy boy cock dripping with cum

He has Birkin meat .

Birkin meat by Gobbleguck156 January 12, 2021