Marie

A true shithead, one that is a constant pain in the ass.

She’s acting like a real marie today

by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021

Maris

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.

Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs

by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023

Rose Mary

It's me, I'm unique.

Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.

by .-. -- ... - March 09, 2022

Bloody Mary

The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.

Joseph gave his girl the Bloody Mary every night much to God’s disgust.

by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019

bloody mary

when two girls 69 or scissor while both of them are on their periods

my friend janice went to her girlfriend’s house yesterday and she told me they tried the bloody mary!

by fourtwentynice January 06, 2022

Alayna-Marie

Alayna-Marie is a very hot and independent woman. She’s thoughtful and wouldn’t let anyone get in her way of her self care tactics. She’s like a therapist to everyone and has many friends due to her massive respect towards other people. She’s NEVER mad so if she’s mad at you, she really hates you and wants to use your spleen as a cat treat 😍👊🏽

She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓

Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫

So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️

“Dude, this girl named Alayna-Marie is hot as hell, she’s smart too.”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”

by Cebb June 16, 2021

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022