Niggas of the night

A phenomenon where near closing hours of family restaurants large groups of black people will appear even in predominantly white cities

Hey Jim am I still good to clock out?
Sorry man we got a party of 9 and a 7 top
*sigh* niggas of the night

by Headedspices September 5, 2025

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

night turbulence

Farting violently in your sleep.

Don't eat too many beans, you don't wanna get night turbulence!

by urbanlimberl December 26, 2017

One-night text

"One-night text" refers to a brief and spontaneous exchange of messages between two individuals, akin to a one-night stand in the digital realm. In this context, the term implies engaging in a night of conversation through text messages with no intention of continued communication or connection afterward. It mirrors the essence of a one-night stand, where the interaction is confined to the temporary thrill of the night, emphasizing the absence of any long-term commitment or expectation of further contact.

We matched on Badoo and i did one-night text with her

by professor_gr February 11, 2024

night in the rough

A hard time trying to fall asleep.

Friend 1: Hey man you look beat, you ok?
Friend 2: No, I had a night in the rough.

by ®OA©h April 6, 2017

night fingers

Having a rummage of a night time and then smelling your fingers

F***inghell woke up with the worst night fingers ever fish and sweaty feet

by Snerger February 16, 2025

Night to shine

The prom for animals who are mamed and incredibly retarded. It also is a disabled prom but they are for animals.

Night to shine is stinky

by Dentor February 7, 2020