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Drinks on the house

When the drinks are offered by the bar or the house.
Basically free drinks.
Usually said to celebrate a special event.
Bar tender: "to celebrate the new opening, drinks on the house!"
by RaptorZzZ January 9, 2019
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Trap House Pussy

(Definition #1) When a female's vagina produces a naturally strong cent regardless of situation, or current state of hygiene. When female's vagina always presents a distinct potent aroma. (Definition #2) a female who's vagina smells due to sleeping around with others at a trap house.
1.) I hooked up with this girl last week who had some trap house pussy. 2.) She looked good in that bikini but you could smell that trap house pussy.
by DirtyCleanFunn February 2, 2019
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House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023
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Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.
Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.
by Riles Morales March 26, 2023
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Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.
Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.
by tcb April 1, 2021
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lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".
A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.
by Turd Bard October 10, 2014
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Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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