I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! 

A famous and funny thing Light says in the show Death Note. "I'll be solving math equations with my left hand and eating with my right." "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

your friend:
What?! You forgot your math homework and home? What are you gonna do?!

you:
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! by hn9090 May 20, 2009

I like you for who you are 

the biggest bunch of bullshit ever spoken

naw u arent ugly, i like you for who you are

I like you for who you are by stu f. May 27, 2004

I need time to think 

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

I need time to think by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

i love him 

When you love him you will know because he's all you think about.He will make you make laugh with every single word he says!I love him.

Girl:omg did you think about Chris
Girl2:I love him all I can do is think about him!
Girl:you really do love him!

i love him by Lexi lavender August 5, 2017

i no das rite 

agreeing to something someone said, or did

"she a hoe"
"i no das rite"

i no das rite by JAYJAY~ June 6, 2007

I don't disagree with you 

Essentially means, "I hear what you're saying, but I still think you're full of shit."

One agrees to the other's comment, but not really, in a passive-aggressive way.

Often used in the work environment to piss off co-workers.

Perky Employee: I think we should get a work group together to determine how to build company spirit. I really think it would build morale.

Co-Worker: I don't disagree with you, but I think comp-days would work better.

I don't disagree with you by hatebigcorp November 18, 2009