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ho

A word that Sepp says three times when he sees your girlfriend, mother and grandmother together in the same room.
by Put3nbru51 November 14, 2020
mugGet the homug.

Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
mugGet the Hos before Homeworkmug.

ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021
mugGet the ren-ho-vationsmug.

slam bam ho

A slutastic individual who is astonishingly promsicuous.
"Becky got drunk and acted like a slam bam ho."
by j-dawg homes September 10, 2007
mugGet the slam bam homug.

Traveling Ho

Random 17 year old ho that shows up at a 21st year olds birthday party, and gets taken to the police station to get picked up by her parents at 2 AM.
We still don’t know that traveling ho’s name...BITCH.
by travelinghos October 1, 2011
mugGet the Traveling Homug.

Standby Ho

(noun) A military junior enlisted or private's exceptionally loose female thing that show a readiness for duty or deployment to engage is sexual activity especially with newer military personnel . She is marked by having questionable morals, and can be available on a whim for sex at the barracks, in the car, off-post, at the club, or wherever it may be most convenient. She can be found with several accounts on various social media outlets to be better available. There is no emotional attachment or involvement simply just physical gratification.
"Dude, who was that skanky female waiting outside the barracks for you at the end of the day?" "Bro, that was my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
mugGet the Standby Homug.

pinocchi-ho

A woman that needs a child to feel like a real girl but has no desire to be a mother and no parenting skills. The child is a trophy to show off like cleavage.
She is not a mother. She is a pinocchi-ho!
by Hallmighty October 28, 2022
mugGet the pinocchi-homug.

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