Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

by talerel November 13, 2017

Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
