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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.
I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.
by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
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Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
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boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner
by christophorus August 5, 2011
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018
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bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner
I am in a very bonerable position right now
by bonerable March 29, 2019
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