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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 7, 2025
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40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft
MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!
by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022
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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023
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Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.
"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."
by addiisntracist May 27, 2023
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boner

An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.
I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.
by Villeville August 11, 2021
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike
don't come near me , leave some boner room
by eroserer March 7, 2022
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