monkey boy

A slang word meaning slave, or subservient person.

"Hey, monkey boy! Get me a glass of water!"

by RocketMaster July 1, 2017

ornery monkey

mischievously playful person

Patrick looked like he was going to kiss me--instead, he stuck his tongue up my nose, that ornery monkey!

by ornerymonkey July 23, 2010

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

Ass monkey

A person that is annoying

Sean is an ass monkey

by OfficialAssMonkey October 7, 2018

Victorian Monkey

A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.

Do you wanna Victorian monkey tomorrow night?

by Victorianmonkey123$ October 7, 2018

Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.

"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."

by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020

monkey 2

literally monkey, but again.

"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"

by Dehydrated_Water December 24, 2020