Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.

Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!

by Can ableism September 14, 2021

Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.

Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!

by fandommess December 31, 2018

tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.

Wow you are such a Tom Romanowski

by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020

tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you

" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"

by Mac and cheese master December 9, 2017

tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016