TOM

Tom means trying to act cool before a date. When the moment is there to show up you just walk past the person while ignore him/her/them.

Friend: Hey, how was your date.
Me :the guy pulled a tom on me ... :(
Friend: aww what an asshole! He didn't even say hello when you approach him?
Me: No, he just walked away...

by TheHallwayman July 24, 2021

Tom Ding Dong

Tommy go ding dong lmao

Lmao tom ding dong on the ding ding

by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

Tom moment

A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.

Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out

tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.

That Tom Egly is so upset.

by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022