Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.

That Tom Egly is so upset.

by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022

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Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

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Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

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Tom Clancy

An adjective which describes something stealthy or something that has been done in a Tom Clancy game or book

A: Hey I took some gum from my parents’ cupboard and they didn’t even notice

B: Wow that’s very Tom Clancy of you

by YuOfTheNight October 24, 2019

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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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