Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

Mississippi Tootsie Tickler

The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.

My sister was horny so I gave her the ol’ Mississippi tootsie tickler.

by Distorted toast November 16, 2019

The pickle tickle

The pickle tickle is the feeling of not ever wanting to leave your bed, after waking up or just after laying down for a moment of rest.

Mom! PLEASE leave me be! I have a major case of the pickle tickle today! Call me in sick for the week!

by HeadHoncho34 December 6, 2019

Nickel to tickle a pickle

If a guy gives you a nickel you know what to do ;)

Guy: hey u wanna a nickel girl: ok... guy : uhh what are y- HEY so umm why did u just tickle my pickle cuz u gave me a nickel so nickel to tickle a pickle duh

by Aaron rawr man November 8, 2019

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019