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The Aunt Missy Special 

A fart so rancid it can clear everyone in a room, but nobody knows it was you.
Person 1: Eww it smells so damn bad in here
Person 2: I think someone let out the Aunt Missy Special.

Mcdonald's Special 

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.
Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

South London Special 

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib
Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin
I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

funnel cake special 

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.