by Skidturd April 20, 2025
Get the Utah hot tamale special mug.A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
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Get the West Potomac Special mug.The Alle special is when you thought that you took a line of C or 3m but it was actually a fat K line and in a couple minutes ur dumbass realises that u will be talking to horses and moving into different dimensions for the next hour.
this move is called the Alle special because our little friend Alle has gone through this experience a lil too many times especially at afters but we all love him 🫶
this move is called the Alle special because our little friend Alle has gone through this experience a lil too many times especially at afters but we all love him 🫶
-Ahh fuck, i think this line was K and not 3m, im so sorry bro.
-Its fine atleast we're in it together bro
-No way guys look those 2 just hit the Alle special lmao they look cooked, try to be extra carefull with them and help them if they need smth
-Its fine atleast we're in it together bro
-No way guys look those 2 just hit the Alle special lmao they look cooked, try to be extra carefull with them and help them if they need smth
by Bubblen April 24, 2025
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Get the Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion mug.you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.
by seachips May 6, 2025
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