Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Buddy pocket

Paying someone under the table

They added money to their buddy pocket to get things done under the table.

by TiffanyJ94 October 15, 2021

Pocket

A tool attached to every male set of jeans. Mainly used for straightening/scratching your dick or balls. Does not come with clothing attributed to women.

"Look he's got his hands in his pockets!"

"Look at him, he probably is doing something secret."

by doc_420 March 8, 2022

pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

biscuits of cheddar in your pockets

my pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023

Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.

"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"

by scumbbag June 26, 2019

Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.

Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!

by anonymous August 18, 2023