Play it by butt

When you have a butt injury or a sore butt and you are unable to make definite plans because you are unsure what the degree of pain will be like at the time of the plans.

"Thanks for inviting me to go to Yoga with you in the morning but I'm not sure, I'll have to play it by butt."
(note: can be applied to any body part i.e. play it by arm, play it by neck, play it by groin, etc.)

by New Default Productions August 8, 2010

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Butt Condom

1. The pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your butt from touching the toilet seat.

2. A similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.

Man 1: "Hey, the bathroom here has pre-made butt condoms, now I don't have to worry about indirectly touching my butt with another man's butt!"

Man 2: "Nice!!"

by Noslo109 August 9, 2010

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butt leach

A person that spends an inordinate amount of time kissing up to someone. Similar to a butt kisser or brown noser but greater in intensity.

George is such a butt leach!

by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005

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squaddle butt

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"

"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.

by I like dumpers August 26, 2007

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Butt Musk

The aroma emitted from your anal cavity when you've had one too many bean burritos from Taco Bell.

Mang, I shouldn't had that chimichanga--I've gotta let loose some wicked butt musk!

What is that? Did someone drop a deuce?
Nah, I think she just let some butt musk slip out.

by CGCS! October 21, 2008

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