monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

Monkey Wrenchin It

To fuck up a situation purposeful or not

You're monkey wrenchin it for me and I don't appreciate that.

by Catirandafly November 3, 2016

itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

by Cloverfield December 12, 2016

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

chiva monkey

This is a term used by heroin addicts (& occasionally others) to describe themselves or other heroin addicts. It may be more prevalent in areas where black tar heroin is the primary variety available.

The chiva monkeys are out & about today; I guess flaco is re-upping.

by recoveringjunkie January 30, 2016