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edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022
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Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
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Crossler Middle School

A school full of kids that cry when you make fun of anime
by Dave is dead October 20, 2019
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Catshill Middle School

A school that’s a piece of shit and full off faggits
I don’t want to go to catshill middle school cause it’s a shit school”
by stinkywinky2900 October 15, 2021
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Middle School

A school for kids from 11-14 in the US.
Some celebrities son just went to middle school.
by JohnDoesTech December 2, 2020
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Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)
Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.
by peppermint !! December 29, 2023
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