[bong hits] for [jesus] 

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

[bong hits] for [jesus] by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

Lyin' for Jesus 

When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.

That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.

Lyin' for Jesus by aerie66 November 3, 2017

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

step out and meet jesus by babs773 May 3, 2018

Take my Jesus

Take my peace or sanity, piss me off, make me lose my shit.

1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.

Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!

Take my Jesus by Jilly845 June 7, 2018

50 shades of jesus 

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.

Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"

50 shades of jesus by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018

Size of Jesus 

Describing an object or thing as really big. Size of Jesus is a unit of measurement

"I saw a big spider in the hallway last night"
"How big was it?"
"Mate it was the size of Jesus"

Size of Jesus by Normieroxanne July 8, 2018

south park jesus 

The one and only true savior. Has a very popular cable access show in South Park Colorado. Is known to smite sinners with a M-4 assault rifle.

Praise the greatness that is South Park Jesus!!!

south park jesus by sicmyduck June 26, 2019