a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.
person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021
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Get the Hedgehog Hair mug.basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021
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Get the big hair kledi mug.The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.
Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’
by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021
Get the Straight hair gang mug.A nightmare to have; inpossible to style, frizzes whatsoever you do, products will look too wet/oily and shapeless like a lion's mane or very disturbingly dry with curls looking like they are paper-thin and crusty.
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Person 1: Oh yeah, I have the dame struggles with my hair too. What hair type do you have? I have 3a.
Person 2: I have a mix of 2b-2c-3a that looks mostly like 2b and acts like the chaos after Pandora's Box has opened...
Person 1: Oof, RIP bestie... 2c hair is the worstt...
Person 1: Oh yeah, I have the dame struggles with my hair too. What hair type do you have? I have 3a.
Person 2: I have a mix of 2b-2c-3a that looks mostly like 2b and acts like the chaos after Pandora's Box has opened...
Person 1: Oof, RIP bestie... 2c hair is the worstt...
by yoongiemb June 25, 2021
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