Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

No Finger February

NFF (No Finger February) is the day where girls can't masturbate at all. No finger shall be close to the vagina at all, you can't touch it at all! If you do then you lose NFF (No Finger February)

Girl: omg hey did you here it's NFF?

Boy: what's NFF?

Girl: it's No Finger February girls can't masturbate at all
Boy: oh kinda like NNN (No Nut November) but for girls haha sucks for you

by I fucked your dog January 24, 2021

No Finger February

No finger February is where girls can’t finger themselves starting february first

you can’t finger yourself it’s no finger february

by heycoolgirl January 29, 2021

23rd Of February

On 23rd Of February you can ask any gender for a chest picture. Usually the guys will ask the girls because of the titties.

Jack: Omg Tommy It's 23rd Of February.
Tommy: I better ask Emma for her big tits.

by MonsterMud4078 February 23, 2021

No finger February

You females aren’t allowed to finger your self for the whole month of February

I almost succeeded no finger February

by vincetoosmart July 17, 2021

Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

2 of February

The most amazing day in the world, it's the lasagna day! And Andrea's birthday :)

-Hey do you know what day is today?
-Ofc! It's 2 of February and the lasagna day, it's the the B-day of Andrea too :D

by Arsson November 22, 2021