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Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.
Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.
by Triple B December 19, 2016
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dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.
Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.
by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024
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dead is dead

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.
'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'
by anarcissie May 25, 2011
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from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
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Dead

Wow mgk is dead *dabs*
by HandleTruth October 18, 2018
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Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
by Komickazee February 19, 2024
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dead chun

(adj): to describe strong feelings of perpetual existential crises, over-awareness of the anthropocene, and rajjyness about 95% of people
Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun
by ijmanc November 5, 2017
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