A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

liam connor crisp

Guy with the biggest dick in the world and is very intelligent

Oh I love Liam Connor crispcrispness so big and smart

by big dong johny March 11, 2017

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

Sweet as a crisp

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018