slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.

"Suck my slimy crack!"

by uwotm869 June 29, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 21, 2018

Crack Hole

The space between two lounging apparatuses.

Help! I’m stuck in the crack hole between my bed and my wall!

by thenotoriousLOL March 9, 2024

crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Crack Juice

Really Sweet Juice,usually made with koolaid and alot of sugar

Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is

by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024

Crack and snack

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.

Yo bro I left the bar last night and hit a crack and snack.

by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017