Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.

“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”

by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022

Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.

Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek

by CallMeSAMURAI March 6, 2021

Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.

guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.

by unused username November 27, 2023

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

by archwolf September 24, 2014

Bonering

The process of a man getting a boner.

I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."

by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples April 5, 2021