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Beer

Something that makes me happy
Person 1: why are you so happy?

Person 2: I FUCKING DRANK BEER!!!
by Metalwoman September 14, 2022
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beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
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beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world
Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"
by verycewlperson November 17, 2022
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Beer Dweller

A belligerent person who knuckle drags for beer and fiends for beer
my dad was Beer Dweller looking for another victim
by anonymous November 29, 2022
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beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.
by palabrameister January 25, 2023
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Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.
As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.
by KillerBebe February 21, 2023
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Beer shit

If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.

This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.

However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.

Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
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