When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, won't have soon
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.
by Villeville August 11, 2021

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

by anoteatatime January 19, 2015
