Last second buzzer beater

When ones wife or girlfriend is pleasuring herself and finishes right as her man is getting home, and nearly gets caught.

Kimberely just finished rubbing her pussy and came just as dennis walked in door and said hey babe whats for dinner, as she thinks dam i just completed a last second buzzer beater.

by Detroit dikhead March 25, 2026

Leave it to Beaver

Letting something lie, let it go, "leave it be"

"She's a major drama queen, just leave it to Beaver"

by Scooter McToot April 1, 2026

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.

Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

by way out words June 27, 2025

Bay Harbor Beater

The ultimate gooner. The one who beats if you will

"Woah dude! He's totally the Bay Harbor Beater!!"

by AFDFDVN EUVtyuf October 16, 2025

DBB (Dow Beater Bandit)

This is a word that describes a chud that masturbates in a rec center bathroom

The DBB (Dow Beater Bandit) strikes again.

by Anarchypng January 20, 2026

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022