5

The amount of fucks I have left for this bullshit

Bro: Dude, I've only got 5 left
Dude: Of what?
Bro: Shut the fuck up

by Please... shut the fuck up February 23, 2021

O5-5 “The Proctor”

Also known as Helio, and formerly known as O5-X. Helio is (from what I’ve seen) Reahmortus’ most trusted overseer, being the only one to have permission to accept custom SCPs, other than Reah himself

Oh no, O5-5 “The Proctor” has to go and ban another Nazi, can we give this guy a break?

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022

5 number

5 is the fith number of all the number (without counting in negatif) before is 4,3,2,1,0 if you say it as the number it dont have a real definition

man what ithe 5 number mean?

by TAL104 May 23, 2023

5$T⭐️R Character

A member apart of the community known as 5$TAR that is a bot.

These niggas Dabo and Twizz are certified 5$T⭐️R characters.

by Dude558 June 14, 2023

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

5

2+3=5

I have 5 dogs. :)

by World Government August 17, 2025